How Bread can be lost in translation

With Rebekah from the North and me from South Wales, bread has been an ongoing conversation in our marriage.

Reuben poor boy is not even sure what to call a roll (The correct reference to a sliced circle of bread which has been not overbooked, crusty, or with little sesame things on it)

I happened to come across this image on the internet of what Rolls are referred to by bread connoisseurs (NOT) across the country.